As the door opens, the chattering sounds immediately stop. A woman in her early 30s walks in with a serious looking face. Everyone practically sat in proper positions and observed her; only the sound of the air conditioner could be heard. The woman slowly organizes her things, set up the computer and then out she goes.
Immediately,
'Why is she looking so serious?!'
'She look so fierce!'
'Oh My God!!!'
these were the questions and remarks made. This was the first impression Ms. Elaine gave us (Psychology, Batch 11)today. Not to mention it's our first lecture of the day of our last semester! Despite so, her facial expression changes as she reads out the name list, one by one.
The tension and silience of the class broke when she said,
'Aun Ali? Female or Male?'
the whole class burst out laughing! This question says lots about Aun! Though Aun acts like a female, but he really is a DUDE!(I GUESS, when he does not act all girly- the main reason why he is called PRINCESS)This also has everyone chattering away again... Just went it died down,
'Lee Ze Heng?'
'Not here yet,' someone said.
'This is a male right?' she asked.
Once again, the class burst out laughing; it's way louder this time. Mainly, its beause he is a pretty boy and you'll find out later in this post the main reason! What a great way to start the class!!!
This scary incident reminds me of my OB lecture, Ms. Janie (CIMP). The situation as above has happened before. The only difference is that. Ms Janie not only scared the shit out of us by saying that her class is really tough but she also specifically asked us to change to another lecturer if we want to pass the subject! Isn't that scary?! My god, which lecturer would actually say that?! But I do not regret taking her class as it is the best class I've ever attended in CIMP!!!
Charis, we are not taking a walk down memory lane. Stop and move on!!! (I know I'm weird)
At 2 p.m., came Dr. Priya; Social Psych lecturer. She is very friendly and has a heavy Indian accent. We introduced ourselves one by one and told her something about ourselves so she could remember better. The first thing she said about Ian, 'I know you ask lots of question. That I know, what else?'. Then she made a remarks of me; I told her that I'm evil mean and this is what she said, 'I like you. Evil always survive!'. I took it part as a compliment part as an insult... I know I'm IRONY...but you can't judge!!!
Then came Kar Yee's turn.
'Car Key!' Kelvin answered eagerly.
'Shut up, Kelvin! It's Kar Yee,' Kar Yee said.
'Curry?' repeat Dr. Priya.
The whole class burts out laughing like shit!!!
'Kar Yee not bad your name got upgraded. From Kar Yee to Car Key, finally Curry!' I said while laughing loudly.
'Shut up, Charis!' she said it happily. (You laughed Kar Yee or shall I say CURRrrrrYYYY!)
According to Kar Yee, the only way to remember her is that SHE LOVES BULLYING KELVIN (but then everyone bullies Kelvin!). And I couldn't agree more!!! And not to mention, Kelvin kept digging his own grave throughout the whole time. Then when it comes to him...
'I'm Kelvin and I have natural blue eyes.'
Yeah, right Kelvin. You think all of us are three year olds?! I think even a three year old can differentiate natural and fake! As he tried to explain his way out,
'Your just a transexual!' Natelie burst.
And everyone clapped and said 'Well SAID!!'.
I told Dr.Priya that Kelvin have a especial ability; I think all of you know.... Running in SUPER HIGH HEELS... 'With SUPER MINI SKIRT'Kar Yee said, 'I still have the pictures with me,' shouted Aliza.
Yes, this is the impression that Kelvin gave all CIMP-ians! And Kelvin, this image will be with you forever and ever...hahahaha...
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