Fancy Job Titles

Today was the first lecture for Organizational  Psychology (IO Psych). The highlight of the lecture is... that changing normal job titles into something different could actually make someone feel much more different and proud of their job! A word of advice, if you are those that can go on laughing for several hours, you might want to avoid reading the following content.

Traditional Job Titles                                  Modern Job Titles

1. Writer                                                    Sentence Engineer

2. Waiter                                                    Customer-chef                                                                                                                 Intermediary                         

3. Garbage Man                                         Sanitation Engineer

4. Secretary                                               Power behind the Throne

5.Window Washer                                     Optical Illuminator                                                                                                                                      Enhancer

6. Filing Clerk                                            Data Storage Specialist

7. Receptionist                                           Director of the First                                                                         Impression

                                                                 ( the one director who                                                                         does not get to sit)

*Credits to Dr. Priya.

See how people feel happiness due to the small changes? Although their job description and requirements does not change...

The next content is a bit out of topic but what the heck?!

Today Kar Yee, Aliza, Farrah, Kelvin and I had lunch in My Signature. For the first time ever, the restaurant was fill with people! May be cause it's lunch hour... but normally if we go there, it would not be fill with people... What happened? New intake, new customers? We had to wait super long today for our dish to arrive! I was already super duper hungry yet we had to wait for about 20-25 mins for one dish! Normally we only had to wait 10-15 mins but today is just super long.... So to kill time, suddenly Aliza mentioned something about having sex during pregnancy. She was clarifying that 'men' can only do it in one position during the wife's pregnancy period, which I forgot what its called,  was actually not true. Cause the belly would be too big and the guy would have to do it in other position. And everyone around the table started to give their own opinion about it. Kelvin said that the doctor would scold the patient if she had sex before labour and that the baby's head would have semen (sperms) sticking to it. 'Kelvin, there is something called condom in this world,' I reminded him. Yes, my group of friends would talk about anything no matter where we are and we are not ashame at all. That is our unique trait!

Talking bout sex, it reminded me of Glamour magazine, this month's issue. One of the topic is, 'How to trun bad sex into good/great sex?'. It definitely caught both Kar Yee and my attention. Till now both of us still wanna get a copy of it! We could not forget about the topic at all, its just too interesting! The reason we did not get it on the spot is because of... $$. Still got what reason beside this?! It cost RM 19.90 and not to mention its small in size, unlike the normal A4 siza paper. I have no idea what size is that magazine but if I still remember and crave for the mag, I might get it 2morrow with Kar Yee...