A Side that You Never Knew Existed!

Aliza is a woman who has lots of discipline, hardworking and calm but at the same time crazy too. However, lately her attitude and behaviour changed drastically. She started to count moles on others' body, check out others' ass and wanting to smack it! Her friends are starting to be afraid of her! Just this Wednesday, something happened in Tutorial that shocked her friends.

Ms. Elaine; Developmental Psycho lecturer, introduced the class to an assessment. So in groups of three, they are asked to carry out all tests. The first one happened to be, identifying as to whether the participant (child) is able to distinguish gender roles (boy/girl) using Barbie and Kent. Second is to identify whether the child is able to understand numbers and quantity (coins; (1) two rows of five 20 sens, (2) one row spread out). Lastly, is size and quantity. This is where Aliza's friends and classmates started to 'freak out' or rather laughed loudly and non-stop.

'I'm rolling the balls!'

See she is so happy and excited while doing it.

Moreover, she looked like a freaking

PERVERT!!!!

'I have two balls!'

Everyone burst out laughing... Yup, I wonder how she got the balls?

If you understand what her

sentence meant! It's super duper

funny!!!

'Combination of the ball and the hotdog'

Put a little imagination and I'm pretty sure you

know what it looked like!

On top of that, she was also

shaking the *****

I personally think she reads and watches too many

YAOI manga and anime

'Hahahah....'

This is what happens when we told her...

'Aliza, your action looked so WRONG!'

'I never knew your that perverted!'

said Charis.

'I know, she was enjoying too much

just now. Must be the Tongkat Ali'

said Kar Yee.

Finally she satisfied her need! AND she is checking

how long it took!!!!

So when it's time to put it back in....

This is how she placed it back. Looked

even WRONG!

This is how she placed it back into the box.

Be imaginative and you'll get

what I mean!

It looked like the ***** penetrated

the ******

This is how Aliza made her friends and classmates laughed non-stop! Including the lecturer, she was there the whole time listening to our conversation! See how perverted or 'creative' our friend is.

Community Mental Health

Problem Solving Activity:

Individual A : Does not know how to inform the parents about failing his/her examinations.

Individual B: Suggest ways to help A to solve his/ her problem.

This is our task after lecture. So here goes the act...

Charis: So what is your problem?

Kar Yee:I failed all my papers and I do not know how to tell my mother.

And my mother works on auto-pilot. I want to stay alive!

Charis: Ok...Why did you fail?

Kar Yee: I don't know. My lectures failed me, go ask them lar.

Charis: What do you mean you don't know?!

Is it because you didn't study enough?

Did you concentrate? Is there any distraction.

Kar Yee: I did study and concentrate. There was no distraction.

Can I change my problem solver?

She is scolding me and is very scary.

Charis: No! Ok, why do you think you fail?

Kar Yee: Because I am stupid...

Charis: ... Ok! I found you a solution.

1. You should go down to the Psychology department and look for your lecture.
2. Ask your lecture for the IQ test and take it.
3. After you obtain your results; make sure it says your stupid, then ask your lecture to verify the results.
4. Go to your mother. Tell her that you've failed all your subjects and not to go on auto-pilot first.
5. Show your mother the results of your IQ test and tell her, 'I fail because I am stupid,'.

Kar Yee: Then tell her is because of her gens too!

Of, course this is all a joke! Kar Yee a.k.a Curry (Dr. Priya called her) started it first so I just went along. This is our real solution...

Kar Yee: Because I didn't study enough.

Charis: Ok...

1. You should tell your mother before she discovers it from the letter box.
2. Tell her not to go auto-pilot first and listen to your explanations.
3. Tell her that you are very sorry and didn't mean to disappoint her. Say that its your fault for not studying enough for all your papers.
4. Promise her that you will definitely do better next time. If you still fail, then she can go on auto-pilot. You just endure it then cause its your fault!
5. If she refused to take your explanations, tell her that your at least better than your brother. At least you didn't fake your results or lie about it!

Kar Yee: Put the blame and auto-pilot on my brother, right? Hahahaha...

Charis: Yes!

This part is real! The good thing is Ms. Elaine did not ask us to tell her the solution instead she just let it go cause she wants us to feel the dilemma and pressure of the situation. If she does, gosh... I'm so gonna get it!

Random section:

Today Caroline (Aliza), Kar Yee and me, later join by Kelvin, communicated in broken English. We did this on Twitter too...

e.g.

1. Food, lets go buy.
2. What getting you?
3. Banana cake, me getting.
4. Something didn't understand you.
5. Betul, sakit (trans: Correct, pain). (funny reply: Betul tak sakit; trans: Correct not pain)

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